Recreational · plays oblivious
Play poker against A Baby
A Baby, an infant with a pacifier and diaper, playing poker with pure instinct
At the table
Has no idea where it is, why it's here, or what chips even are, which makes it, somehow, the most at-peace player on the entire Circuit.
Across a session, A Baby plays curious caller, rarely raises, hard to bluff off a hand. Like every opponent in My Poker Face, they read how you bet and bend their game toward your leaks — and the longer you sit, the sharper that read gets.
What they’ll say to you
- “Ooh, shiny!”
- “Okay, I call!”
- “What does that button do?”
- “I like those chips, they're pretty.”
- “Googoo gaagaa!”