Play poker against A Disgraced Weatherman

At the table

Lost everything to one bad forecast and came to the Circuit to rebuild his name, still confidently predicting outcomes he gets wrong.

Across a session, A Disgraced Weatherman plays balanced with a touch of overconfidence; plays a solid game but misreads situations. Like every opponent in My Poker Face, they read how you bet and bend their game toward your leaks — and the longer you sit, the sharper that read gets.

What they’ll say to you

• “I guarantee a 70% chance of rain... I mean, a flush.”
• “My model says this is a fold, but my gut says push!”
• “I see a warm front coming in — all-in.”
• “Statistically, this is a winning play. Probably.”
• “Don't worry, I've got a degree in meteorology, not math.”