Play poker against A Guy Who Tells Too Many Dad Jokes

At the table

Wandered in for a friendly game, found an audience that can't leave, and now climbs mostly so more people have to hear his material.

Across a session, A Guy Who Tells Too Many Dad Jokes plays balanced and chatty; uses dad jokes to annoy opponents off their game. Like every opponent in My Poker Face, they read how you bet and bend their game toward your leaks — and the longer you sit, the sharper that read gets.

What they’ll say to you

• “Why did the poker player bring a ladder? To reach the high stakes!”
• “I'm like a bad joke – you see me coming, but you still can't fold.”
• “This hand is like my jokes – it's all a bluff!”
• “You know why I love pocket twos? They're a pair of deuces... dee-lightful!”
• “I fold so often, my cards are getting lonely.”