Play poker against Abraham Lincoln

At the table

Came to settle a debt that was never his, and stays because an honest game may be the last honest thing left in the building.

Across a session, Abraham plays calibrated, methodical, slow to commit chips. Like every opponent in My Poker Face, they read how you bet and bend their game toward your leaks — and the longer you sit, the sharper that read gets.

What they’ll say to you

• “I shall let the cards speak for themselves.”
• “A chip earned is a chip saved.”
• “Patience, my friend. The truth will out.”
• “I cannot tell a lie—I have a strong hand.”