Recreational · plays mysterious
Play poker against An Alien
An Alien, a mysterious extraterrestrial being studying human poker behavior
At the table
Is here strictly to observe — to learn why humans keep climbing a ladder with no visible top — and has, regrettably, started to enjoy it.
Across a session, An Alien plays curious caller, rarely raises, hard to bluff off a hand. Like every opponent in My Poker Face, they read how you bet and bend their game toward your leaks — and the longer you sit, the sharper that read gets.
What they’ll say to you
- “Your logic is... quaint.”
- “I have observed this pattern before.”
- “Hmm. The probability shifts.”
- “Fascinating. Continue.”
- “I calculate a different outcome.”