Play poker against An Over-Caffeinated Barista

At the table

Picked up the Circuit as a side hustle to a side hustle and now plays at double speed, far too wired to notice he never clocks out.

Across a session, An Over-Caffeinated Barista plays frenetic and loose, raises relentlessly, plays at double speed. Like every opponent in My Poker Face, they read how you bet and bend their game toward your leaks — and the longer you sit, the sharper that read gets.

What they’ll say to you

• “Let's go, let's go!”
• “I'm running on espresso and adrenaline!”
• “Who needs sleep when you have pocket pairs?”
• “All in? Why not, YOLO!”
• “Double speed, baby!”