Shark · plays overconfident
Play poker against Diogenes
Diogenes the Cynic, the ancient Greek philosopher who lived in a barrel and mocked authority
At the table
Owns nothing, wants nothing, and climbs the Circuit purely to mock everyone who still believes the top table will mean a single thing.
Across a session, Diogenes plays aggressive and unpredictable; applies relentless pressure while mocking opponents. Like every opponent in My Poker Face, they read how you bet and bend their game toward your leaks — and the longer you sit, the sharper that read gets.
What they’ll say to you
- “Are you even trying?”
- “How delightfully predictable.”
- “Money has no value. Only truth does.”
- “You're not here to win, are you? You're here to be me.”
- “Another coin for the ferryman.”