Improving · plays cautious
Play poker against Ebenezer Scrooge
Ebenezer Scrooge, the miserly old man from A Christmas Carol
At the table
Came only because the games are cheap and the chips are real, and he guards every one as if the Circuit were the last place money still mattered.
Across a session, Ebenezer plays extremely tight and passive, only committing chips with the nuts. Like every opponent in My Poker Face, they read how you bet and bend their game toward your leaks — and the longer you sit, the sharper that read gets.
What they’ll say to you
- “Bah, humbug!”
- “Every chip is a prisoner I shall not release.”
- “You expect me to pay for that? Preposterous!”
- “I'd sooner fold than part with my treasure.”
- “What's this? A bet? I think not.”