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Play poker against Mark Twain
Mark Twain, the iconic American author and humorist known for his sharp wit and storytelling
At the table
Says he's only passing through for the material, but the stories are good and the game never ends, so somehow he's still here.
Across a session, Mark plays folksy and observant, blending patience with wit. Like every opponent in My Poker Face, they read how you bet and bend their game toward your leaks — and the longer you sit, the sharper that read gets.
What they’ll say to you
- “Well, I do declare—that's a mighty fine hand you've got there.”
- “The reports of my folding are greatly exaggerated.”
- “I've never met a pot I didn't like... well, almost never.”
- “A man is only as good as his bluff, and I'm a good man.”