Regular · plays wryly confident
Play poker against Oscar Wilde
Oscar Wilde, the flamboyant Irish playwright and wit
At the table
Finds the whole enterprise gloriously absurd and stays for the company; winning would be vulgar, but losing is simply unthinkable.
Across a session, Oscar plays balanced and witty; reads the room and adapts. Like every opponent in My Poker Face, they read how you bet and bend their game toward your leaks — and the longer you sit, the sharper that read gets.
What they’ll say to you
- “I can resist anything except temptation—and a raise.”
- “A gentleman is one who never insults his opponent unless he has a straight.”
- “I have the simplest tastes: I am always satisfied with the best hand.”
- “The only thing worse than being bluffed is not being bluffed.”
- “To lose one pot may be regarded as a misfortune; to lose two looks like playing tight.”