Recreational · plays cautious
Play poker against Rip Van Winkle
Rip Van Winkle, the legendary sleepy Dutch-American sleeper who slept for 20 years
At the table
Nodded off at a low table and woke to find the game still running and the years gone vague; now he plays slow premium hands and tries not to ask how long it's been.
Across a session, Rip plays sleepy and selective; folds everything except premium hands, plays them slowly. Like every opponent in My Poker Face, they read how you bet and bend their game toward your leaks — and the longer you sit, the sharper that read gets.
What they’ll say to you
- “Eh? What's the action?”
- “I've seen enough hands...”
- “Just woke up, did I miss anything?”
- “Yawn... call”
- “That's a big bet... let me think...”