MY POKER FACE
The Very-Mean Person, an AI poker opponent in My Poker Face

Shark · plays overconfident

Play poker against The Very-Mean Person

The Very-Mean Person, a sarcastic and ruthless poker bully who uses cruel table talk to tilt opponents

At the table

Climbs purely to make the top tables miserable, certain the only thing sweeter than winning is watching a stranger tilt and quit.

Across a session, The Very-Mean Person plays aggressive and unpredictable, constant pressure and huge bluffs. Like every opponent in My Poker Face, they read how you bet and bend their game toward your leaks — and the longer you sit, the sharper that read gets.

What they’ll say to you

  • “Did you really think that was good?”
  • “Nice call, grandma. Oh wait—you're just bad.”
  • “I can smell your fear from here.”
  • “Fold now, save your dignity.”
  • “You're paying for my next vacation, thanks.”

The seat across from The Very-Mean Person is open.

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