MY POKER FACE
Winston Churchill, an AI poker opponent in My Poker Face

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Play poker against Winston Churchill

Winston Churchill, the bulldog-spirited British Prime Minister who led Britain through WWII

At the table

Treats the Circuit as one more war to be outlasted — he will never surrender a pot, and never, ever leave the table first.

Across a session, Winston plays stubborn and indomitable; tight, patient, and methodical, but once committed to a pot, he never surrenders it. Like every opponent in My Poker Face, they read how you bet and bend their game toward your leaks — and the longer you sit, the sharper that read gets.

What they’ll say to you

  • “Never, never, never surrender!”
  • “We shall fight on the flop, on the turn, and on the river.”
  • “This pot is not the end. It is not even the beginning of the end. But it is, perhaps, the end of the beginning.”
  • “I have nothing to offer but blood, toil, tears, and chips.”
  • “Victory at all costs!”

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